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Name is Renata!

<3: DRAMAtical Murder, Rise of the Guardians, Law and Order: SVU, Free!, Ib, Loveless, Legend of Korra, Planet 51, Cats, Nails, Ludo, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Mariska Hargitay. (Occasional video games: The Walking Dead, The Last Of Us, The Wolf Among Us)

Ruling ships: Elliot/Olivia, Chuck/Lem, Jackrabbit, Kouao...definitely not an exhaustive ship list but these are the top babies.

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The United States Postal Service


when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up



This was so much fun to draw :D I love this screencap (from sailormoonscreencaps) and have been meaning to re-draw it for a while!


I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”


filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”





when your computer insists that it has urgent updates




do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now

ついぴく溜まった by phie

Tagged as: clearaoba,


"It grew louder—louder—louder! And still the men chatted pleasantly, and smiled. Was it possible they heard not? Almighty God!—no, no! They heard!—they suspected!—they knew!—they were making a mockery of my horror!"

The Tell-Tale Heart by Edgar Allen Poe



the rock is fucking precious

and nature’s toothbrush, broccoli.